Sunday, March 31, 2013

Sunday Funday

  1. Who has two thumbs and needs this golden "holla" sign? Yeah, this girl right here. 
  2. I'm a sucker for a tassel garland, but you knew this already, right? 
  3. So ready to look like Spring exploded all over me. Yes. Just like this. 
  4. "And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl (from here)


PS: This is my 100th post on Stitch in the Sea! Happy Milestone, Blog! 


(recipe for these cupcakes coming soon!) 

Friday, March 29, 2013

Passover Matzo Crack(ers)



I know. You're probably thinking, what heck, woman? Passover is halfway over, why are you posting these now? I have a totally good excuse, though. See, I made this dessert for the Seder we attended on Monday evening, but, well, there wasn't anything leftover to photograph. So I had to make another batch--and photograph is without anyone else around--although admittedly, I ate about half of this once I turned the camera off. 

As to why I am posting these now, it's simple: because you have to eat this. Even if you aren't celebrating Passover. Anything that is given the name of "Crack Matzo" probably needs to end up in your mouth. 


Deb, you are my hero. I need a running partner; these make my tummy too, too happy.

Passover Matzo Crack(ers)

from Smitten Kitchen 

Ingredients
   4 to 6 sheets matzo or approximately 40 Saltine crackers or crackers of your choice
   1 cup (2 sticks or 8 ounces) unsalted butter, cut into a few large pieces
   1 cup packed brown sugar (Deb used light, I used dark)
   A big pinch of sea salt
   1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
   1 1/2 cups semi- or bittersweet chocolate chips (or chopped bittersweet or semisweet chocolate)
   1 cup toasted chopped almonds, pecans, walnuts or a nut of your choice (optional)
    Extra sea salt for sprinkling (optional)

Directions 

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line an 11-by-17-inch baking sheet completely with foil, and then line the base of the foil with parchment paper, cut to fit.
  2. Line the bottom of the baking sheet with matzo or crackers, covering all parts.
  3. In a medium heavy-duty saucepan, melt the butter and brown sugar together, and stir it over medium heat until it begins to boil. Once it has begun boiling, let it bubble for three more minutes, stirring it well. It will thicken a bit as it cooks. Remove from the heat and add the salt and vanilla, and then quickly pour it over the matzo or crackers. You’ll want to spread it quickly, as it will begin to set as soon as it is poured.
  4. Bake the caramel-covered crackers for 15 minutes, watching carefully as it will bubble and the corners might darken too quickly and/or burn. You can reduce the heat if you see this happening.
  5. Remove from oven and immediately cover with chocolate chips. Let stand five minutes, and then spread them evenly across the caramel. An offset spatula works great here. If you’re using them, sprinkle the chocolate with toasted chopped nuts and/or sea salt. 
  6. Once completely cool break it into pieces and store it in a container. It should keep for a week but I’ve never seen it last that long.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

What to Wear: Easter

Untitled #46


Truth be told, my family is much less of an Easter egg hunt and bunny piñata family (it's a thing in Texas, apparently. Poor Easter Bunny) than it is a sit-down, multi-course Easter meal family. I've been helping my mother plan her spring soirée for the past few weeks. It's final preparation stage, which, for me means finally trying to throw together an outfit.

I've actually been saving the above Prabal for Target dress, in the anticipation of it being perfect for the colorful holiday this weekend. Having said that, the second, more, ehem, genuine Prabal Gurung dress would also be an acceptable option for Easter dinner.

What to Wear: Easter

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Easter Egg Hunt


This weekend we visited an Easter egg hunt at our local YMCA. It was mostly an opportunity to take gratuitous pictures of the littles and petting zoo friends. Bunnies! eeeek. Too much cute.

On a completely unrelated note, we had the most amazing time at Seder last night. Thank you Jaime for hosting us! Passover may be the boys' new favorite holiday--plagues, matzo ball soup, and the Afikoman. Perfect trifecta for seven year-old boys.






Monday, March 25, 2013

Dark Chocolate Cupcakes with Chocolate Mascarpone Buttercream


Sometimes you just have to bust out some decadent chocolate cupcakes. Times like, when it's your mother-in-law's birthday, and a week before Easter (and you're co-hosting a dinner party), and you have multiple work presentations the following week. 

Oh man, I need a cupcake. It's only 10 AM. I think I'll have a cupcake... and then a bike ride. Good Monday. 


Thank you, Mama for putting together this recipe--and making them for my birthday! Love you! 


Dark Chocolate Cupcakes with Chocolate Mascarpone Buttercream

Makes approximately 30 cupcakes

For Ganache Filling:
   2 oz semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped fine
   1/4 heavy cream
   1 tbsp confectioners sugar
  1. Place all ingredients in microwave safe bowl. Heat 20-30 sec. Whisk until smooth.
  2. Transfer bowl to refrigerator and let stand until chilled, no longer than 30 min.

For the Cupcakes:
   3 oz semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped fine
   1/3 cup cocoa
   1 cup hot coffee
   1 cup (4 1/8 oz) bread flour (if you use AP flour like I did, you'll get flat cupcakes, but they'll still be tasty)
   1cup (5 1/4 oz) granulated sugar
   1 tsp salt
   1tsp baking soda
   6 tbsp vegetable oil
   2 large eggs
   2 tsp white vinegar
   1 tsp vanilla
  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees. Line muffin pans with paper liners.
  2. Place chocolate and cocoa in med bowl. Pour hot coffee over and whisk until smooth. Cool in fridge for 20 min.
  3. Whisk flour, sugar, salt, and baking soda in med bowl and set aside.
  4. Whisk oil, eggs, vinegar, and vanilla into chocolate mixture until smooth.  Add flour mixture and whisk until smooth.
  5. Divide evenly among lined pans, filling 2/3 full. Place a small amount of ganache in each ( slightly rounded tsp for regular cupcakes, about 1/4-1/3 for mini). Bake until just firm to touch (17-19 for regular, 12-15 for mini). 
  6. Cool in pans on rack for 10 min, then carefully remove from pans and cool completely on racks. Ready to frost in about 1 hour.

For the Mascarpone Buttercream:
Makes 3 cups
   4 ounces (1/2 of an 8 ounce tub) mascarpone cheese
   1/2 cup butter, softened
   1/3 cup Hershey's "Special Dark" Cocoa
   2 tablespoons milk
   2 teaspoons vanilla
   1 16 ounce box confectioners sugar, sifted
  1. In a large mixing bowl, beat the mascarpone cheese, butter, cocoa powder, milk and vanilla with an electric stand mixer on medium to high speed until creamy.  
  2. Gradually add powdered sugar, beating until smooth.  Beat in enough additional milk (only if needed), 1 teaspoon at a time, to reach consistency needed for cupcakes.  


Friday, March 22, 2013

DIY Garden Makers


Do you know that feeling, when you get a catalogue from a favorite store, only to find something in it that you completely want/need--and that you could unquestionably make? I felt this way recently upon discovering these "Dipped Plant Makers" in the West Elm catalogue.


But this is the age of Pinterest, and the unfailing desire to recreate everything we see. So instead of spending $1/each on these plant markers, I made them myself, with supplies that I already had, for absolutely no money. $12 isn't much money, but who doesn't prefer custom and free?

I hope Pinterest approves.


Supplies needed: 
Popsicle sticks (I used large craft sticks, from Target)
Acrylic paint
Fine tip permenant marker

Directions: 
  1. If you're lucky enough to have someone who loves you, with easy access to power tools, have that person cut the top, rounded edge off your craft sticks. My husband did this with a rotary saw, and it took 30 seconds. If you are not so fortunate, a pair of strong scissors will do the job.
  2. Sand the cut edges. Use masking tape to create a straight edge for your paint area. 
  3. Paint, let dry.
  4. Label, and put in the ground! 

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Wear it Wednesday: Passover Seder

what to wear: Passover Seder

Passover is nearing, and in addition to planning which flour and leavening-free baked goods I can make, I am also in the market for an appropriate Seder outfit. It seems that there is, as with so many things, some disagreement about what constitutes appropriate Seder attire. Conservative isn't really part of my vocabulary, though--as far as I'm concerned, that basically just requires throwing a sweater over a nice dress.

That constitutes "appropriate" right? Totally religious ceremony-worthy. Yes?

what to wear: Passover Seder

I should note that the family hosting the Seder that we'll be attending is not a particularly Orthodox family. If they were, I would have presented more conservative options.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

26 on Instagram


I am twenty-six years and one week old today. In celebration, I would like to share with you some of the awesome birthday funtimes which were had last week! 






Party on, Wayne!

Monday, March 18, 2013

QuiltCon 2013 Part 2

"Touch this Quilt" by Elizabeth Hartman 
Here it is, the much delayed second installment of my photos from QuiltCon this February. Enjoy! 

"Over the Rainbow" by Janice Ryan
The second segment of photos from QuiltCon! Again I apologize for the low-quality of these photos, the trip was impromptu and on the very last day, so I was only equipped with my iPhone.

So many things struck me about the work at QuiltCon. Most notable was the variety, though, given my obsession with language, you may not be able to see much evidence of that. I mean, of course I took photos of every quilt featuring text. Do you know me?

Have you seen what I make? I like werds.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Sunday Funday


  1. Sorry Mom, we didn't invent the Lavender French 75 idea--but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try them! 
  2. Let the Easter Dinner Party planning begin: with Martha. Naturally. 
  3. Swedish Easter Trees? These are a thing? A thing that I love, apparently. 
  4. ...a little more Easter from Martha. Orange-Poppy Seed Cupcakes. Please. 

PS: RIP Spring Break, you were amazing. I hope to update everyone soon on all the work that the Mister & I have put into our house this weekend--it's looking great! 

Friday, March 15, 2013

Banana Applesauce Bread


You may not have picked up on it, from my usual blog offerings, but eating healthy is something I'm personally dedicated to. How dedicated? Well, I help to teach a program that educates families with children above a healthy weight about nutrition and physical fitness. Eating whole grains, and reducing sugar and fat consumption are key changes that we ask our families to make during the 10-week course.

Of course, this is not the place where I advertise my cookie-obsessed blog.


I made this banana bread for the 'healthy potluck' session of our class. It contains no oil or butter. The recipe is an amalgamation from all over the internet, a free-style bread recipe, if you will. I made my bread using only 2 cups of whole wheat flour, which I thought, considering the liquid content, worked out well. However, I know not everyone will love such a wheat-y bread. Feel free to modify with All Purpose flour, if you so desire.

Banana Applesauce Bread 

Makes 1 loaf

Ingredients 
   3 ripe bananas
   2/3 cup agave nectar
   1/2 cup applesauce
   2 eggs
   1 tsp. baking soda
   1 tbsp. baking powder
   1 tsp. salt
   1 tsp. vanilla extract
   2 cups whole wheat flour

Directions
  1. Place bananas in large bowl and mash with a potato masher. Add agave nectar. 
  2. Add the applesauce and eggs and beat well. Beat in the baking soda, baking powder, salt and vanilla, then gradually beat in the flour, mixing thoroughly. 
  3. Pour into a 9 x 5-inch loaf pan that has been coated with nonstick spray.
  4. Bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center of the loaf comes out clean. Remove from oven and let stand 10 minutes before removing from the pan.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Wear it Wednesday: SXSW

what to wear: SXSW


There are a few ways, stylistically, that you can really go when headed to SXSW--it's less like a festival in that it's not a total fashion free-for-all, but it is a great opportunity to try out some new looks.

Cowboy(girl) boots will always be in style in Texas. Let's just accept and appreciate that. Boots (Western or otherwise) are a great show option, too, they save feet from many crushed toes!


what to wear: SXSW



While I've been known to enjoy some Southern lady looks, I've lately been gravitating to a more tough-gal look--and a rock 'n roll week is certainly the perfect place to try that look out. I mean, golden leather(ish?) hot pants? Are you kidding me? I'm in love.

With both the looks, if you're visiting Austin, I must stress to you the importance of layers. Central Texas weather is notoriously unpredictable. Bring a sweater.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Sunday Funday


  1. Sparkly heart cake toppers, just because. 
  2. Considering making the Sweet & Salty Cake from the Baked Cookbook for my own birthday. Yes, for my own birthday. Because I want it. It's my birthday, after all. 
  3. A dream gift
  4. I need this piñata so badly--in a letter C, of course--so, so badly.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Dried Cranberry Oatmeal Cookies


This post should probably be titled "Blake's Cookies", but then you'd probably be like, hey, who's Blake? Why are you baking him cookies? That's not your husband's name! Which is true, my husband's name is not Blake.

Blake is my coworker, and in my infinite niceness (or craziness, whatever) I've taken it upon myself to bake treats for the birthdays of all of my coworkers. Treats for all seventy kids, too. Seriously. That's a lot of treats. I am crazy. It's okay, embrace the culinary crazy.


Apparently Blake's favorite treats are oatmeal raisin cookies. Not being able to let well enough alone, I had to add cranberries--mostly because cranberries are delicious. Complexly approved by both the birthday dude, and by the seventy littles who helped to devour the cookies.

Dried Cranberry Oatmeal Cookies 

modified from Martha Stewart's Cookies 

Ingredients

   3 cups old-fashioned rolled oats
   1 cup all-purpose flour
   2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
   1/2 cup toasted wheat germ
   1 teaspoon baking soda
   1 teaspoon baking powder
   1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
   1/2 teaspoon coarse salt
   1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
   1 cup granulated sugar
   1 cup packed light-brown sugar
   2 large eggs
   1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
   1 1/2 cups raisins

Directions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Stir together oats, flour, wheat germ, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, and salt in a large bowl; set aside. Put butter and sugars in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Mix on medium speed until pale and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Mix in eggs and vanilla. Reduce speed to low. Add oat mixture; mix until just combined. Mix in raisins.
  2. Using a 1 1/2-inch ice cream scoop, drop dough onto baking sheets lined with parchment paper, spacing 2 inches apart. Flatten slightly.
  3. Bake until golden and just set, about 14 minutes. Let cool on sheets on wire racks 5 minutes. Transfer cookies to racks using a spatula; let cool completely.
  4. Cookies can be stored in airtight containers at room temperature up to 3 days.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Wear it Wednesday: Polka Dots

How to Wear: Polka Dots

I love, love, love a polka dot. It's just the perfect pattern for any and all situations. Polka dots can be tough and badass, a-la DSquared, or they can be refined and ladylike, a-la Stella McCartney. I think I've been reading too many novels set in the 1960s--my style seems inexplicably influenced by the mid-twentieth century right now.

I'm okay with that, though. I've wanted to be a sexy 'greaser' girl ever since reading The Outsiders in junior high--these DSquared polka dotted jeans definitely lend themselves to that vibe.

How to Wear: Polka Dots

Strappy heels and a leather jacket add a touch of sex to anything; whether tough girl or otherwise demure. Polka dots are similar in the way, they can scream innocent and feminine  or fashion-forward and daring, depending on their pairings.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Making Things




I just wanted to share with you some art that I've been working on! 
Everything is on Etsy 
Love  

Monday, March 4, 2013

DIY Decorative Tote Bag



I don't know what it is about silly tote bags that has me all atwitter these days, but it's undeniable. I love a silly tote bag. It may have something to do with the fact that, on any given day, I am carrying between one and three bags. Usually this has something to do with lots and lots of files, an embroidery project, and the usual necessities of life. 

Despite this mini-obsession with sassy tote bags, I own very few. In fact, prior to making this piece, I owned exactly one (it reads: "book addict", is from Powell's, and still carries all my groceries on a regular basis). 

Clearly this was a situation I needed to rectify. After spying (and loving) Tromp L'oeil tote bags all over the Internet, I found these Martha Stewart DIY options


The thing about Martha (you probably know this about Martha) is that she's crazy. She recommends that you use her print-outs, waste about 95 pieces of transfer paper, and give yourself a headache.

When all you really need is a fabric marker, an idea, and some confidence. Using Martha's pattern as a guide (on the iPad), I drew a Birkin-esque purse onto my tote, then traced with the black fabric marker. The process probably took five minutes (my husband was stunned), and now I am the proud owner of a perfect carry-all.


...and it didn't cost me ten grand! Take that, Hermès.

PS: Mom, I still want a Kelly.

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Sunday Funday

  1. Proclaiming a glass of whiskey in the evening "the ladylike thing to do"? Be still my heart! I love this print by Mary Kate McDevitt. 
  2. All about putting a bow on it; in this case, I'd love to put [a bunch of!] bows above my desk. 
  3. Frosting shots #thisiswhyI'mfat.com, but wait they're made with coconut milk. Score! Are you still looking for that perfect birthday present for me? 
  4. Because it's probably a girly, yet gangster, coffee mug

Friday, March 1, 2013

Good Morning Sunshine Bars


I am so obsessed with this cookbook. It's sick. I know we just talked about something chocolatey and peanut buttery and invented by Matt Lewis & Renato Poliafito last week, but, well... we ate all of those scones already. So it was time to try something else. I don't really have anything else to say about my chocolate + peanut butter addiction (we've covered that extensively), just, you know, quick reminder: it's serious. Serious in a gay-cowboy, I-just-can't-quit-yew, type of way.

I wouldn't want to quit yew, even if I could. I'd rather celebrate that love with scrumptious treats. Duh. In Baked Elements, the guys describe these as a perfect breakfast treat, and so I made them with that intent. Let's be real, though, these babies are sweet. If you have littles, it would probably be best to give these to them as a dessert item, rather than in place of their morning sustenance. But really, your call. I trust your judgement.  


If you have no littles, then you should definitely eat these for breakfast--with black or sugarless coffee. And, like, I don't know, use obscenities loudly, and without parental guilt. Yeah, dude. Black coffee, sweet morning treats, and bad words. That's a #$*& of a trifecta. 

In any regard, you should enjoy these. Either with your morning coffee and naughty language or with your littles after a meal. Just enjoy!

Good Morning Sunshine Bars 

from Baked Elements 

Ingredients

   6 cups crunchy, plain cereal (Rice Chex or something similar works best)
   1 1⁄4 cups salted peanuts, coarsely chopped
   1 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar
   1 cup light corn syrup (I used an asian rice syrup)
   1 cup smooth peanut butter
   1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
   1 1⁄2 teaspoons salt
   6 ounces good-quality milk chocolate, chopped (I subbed Nutella)

Directions


  1. Butter the bottom and sides of a 9-by-13- inch baking pan. Line the pan with parchment paper so that the paper overhangs the pan on two sides. Butter the parchment.
  2. Place the cereal and peanuts in a large bowl and use your hands to toss together until mixed well.
  3. In a medium saucepan over medium heat, stir together the sugar and corn syrup. Bring the mixture to a boil for one full minute. Remove from the heat and stir in the peanut butter, vanilla, and salt. Stir until the mixture is combined.
  4. Pour the sugar mixture over the cereal mixture and use a spoon or well-greased hands (be careful as the liquid may still be very hot) to toss until the cereal is completely coated with the sugar mixture. Turn the mixture out into the prepared pan. Grease your hands and press the mixture into the bottom of the pan, being careful not to crush the cereal. Allow the mixture to cool to room temperature (if you wish to speed this process, you may place the entire pan in the refrigerator for 15 to 20 minutes).
  5. Melt the chocolate in a microwave or double boiler. Use a spoon or piping bag to decorate the tops of the bars in a stripe or zigzag pattern. Allow the chocolate to set. (You can omit this step by simply drizzling Nutella over the top--which I did, because I am a Nutella addict
  6. Lift the bars out of the pan using the parchment paper overhang, cut them into approximately 3-by-11⁄2-inch rectangles (i.e., candy bars)
  7. The bars can be stored at room temperature, in an airtight container, for up to 3 days. If the weather is hot and humid, you might want to keep them in the refrigerator instead.